Friendship is good, lovely and important. A friend is that trustworthy fellow you can tell all your secrets; he is that fellow that comes in to you when the whole world has walked out on you. You look up to him without him looking down on you; he is that brightest part of your evening. He is simply your friend; he is there for you through the winding roads, the storm and the rain. He is always there through thick and thin, the Bible describes him as one that sticks closer than a brother does. To keep him you may need to be responsible for a lot of things but if you want to loose that friendship then try out these keys and you will be bidding him farewell in no distant time…. Abandon him and go out when he /she comes visiting. Broadcast all that he /she told you especially his secrets. Compare him /her with his /her mates who are now better off than he / she is. Destroy his / her most valuable assets either with your hands or with your mouth. Expect him / her to be at your beck and call always. Forget his / her birthday and other important events in his life. Give him / her cold shoulders when he / she comes calling with his / her other friends Hide from him / her all he / she is supposed to know Inform him / her of your decisions at the very last minute Joke with every serious issue he / she discussed with you Knock out every ounce of energy in him /her by telling him / her things that hurt Lust after his / her friends of the opposite sex Mingle with folks he / she tags unreasonable and irresponsible Never pay attention to him /her and his / her needs Open your mouth and tell him / her trash especially in public Post-pone every of your scheduled visit to him / her or your outings for no just cause Quarrel with him / her always on trivial issues Respond to his /her needs at your convenience; never make sacrifices for him / her Stop paying him / her compliments and giving him /her gifts Throw out every of his / her gifts and counsels to you especially the very expensive ones Uncover all the things that he / she desires to remain covered Vacate your accommodation without prior notice to him / her Wear his heart on your sleeves mockingly Xerox his /her personal documents for public consumption Yell at him /her at every little opportunity Zero in on his /her weakness and deal him a deadly blow beneath the belt. …..these keys will under nourish any relationship….wanna try?
